stupid, promiscuous & narcissistic ;)

stupid, promiscuous & narcissistic ;)

  1. TAGU-TAGUAN Bekimon version

    Shogu-Shoguan,
    ning ning galore ang buwan
    pag counting ng krompu
    nakatago na kayiz
    jisa..
    nyolawa..
    krotlu..
    nyopat..
    jima,
    nyonum…
    piturt…
    walochi,
    shampoo
    krompu!!!



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  2. So naïve ;))

    So naïve ;))

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  3. Katawan ko ay gamitin mo, paglaruan mo, huwag na huwag lang ang PUSO ko…(HIPON PO AKO) - FOOD TRIP DYAN…

    1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog

    2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog

    3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog

    4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog

    5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog

    6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso

    7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog

    8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog

    9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog

    10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog

    11. MAALOG NA ****** - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog

    12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig)

    13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw

    14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado

    15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso

    16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan

    17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin

    18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing

    19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo

    20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape

    21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit

    22. KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong

    23. KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit

    24. SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit

    25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit - Take out

    26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo

    27. SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out with Ketchup

    28. PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong

    29. PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong

    30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako

    31. PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging + Yosi

    32. PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape

    33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit

    34. SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis

    35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo

    36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit

    37. SUB O MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige

    38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki, Kochinta

    39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis

    40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - …same as #39, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.

    ORDER NA…(currently accepting cash)

    (C) aki_yncierto



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  4. Beley in pink gloves. And he knows how to box ;))

    Beley in pink gloves. And he knows how to box ;))

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  5. A thought from someone part II

    Lol..you’re a good guy. I can tell by your profile that you have strength. And it really takes that strength to move on from someone that you like / love. There are other guys out there that you WILL meet throughout your life, and they will tug at your heartstrings equally as much or more than Ron did.

    It’s situations like this when we realize why God gave us a heart and a brain..it’s to balance each other out. The heart only wants what it wants..it doesn’t know reason or have a concept for understanding, it won’t accept what is obvious. But the brain, ahh, that’s the organ that’s telling you that something is wrong, or that it will never work, or that it’s over. We are stronger and better people when we listen to our brains and not our hearts.

    The heart falls for the person first. The brain lets you know if the person is right for you. If the brain says no, then leave them, no matter how the heart is feeling. If the brain says yes, then let the heart run wild with them.



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  6. A thought from someone

    I got some serious advice from someone at pinagblush naman niya ko ng very very as in very light lang naman ;))

    Just want to share it. It’s about my undying love for Ron ;))

    ***
    Hello..You’re young, seem like a sweet guy, so here’s some blunt advice from someone who has been through it…get over Ron. Just do it. Why do you think there are 7 billion people on this planet? So you can find someone else when a relationship/affair ends. You had a life before you knew Ron, you’ll have a life after him when you seriously move on from him.

    Do not spend time thinking about or wishing on someone who is not thinking about or wishing on YOU.

    There are other people who want to get to know you and be with you (you haven’t met them all yet). So why spend your time bumming-out over someone who isn’t making an effort to be with you?

    So no more of this Ron crap! Stand up, grow a backbone and move on. Give some other guy a chance to see in you what Ron couldn’t.



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  7. I miss ze dorm and ze dorm friends!! 8-mcdo ;))

    I miss ze dorm and ze dorm friends!! 8-mcdo ;))

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  8. I miss the heaven’s touch moments! ;)

    I miss the heaven’s touch moments! ;)

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  9. I really wanna tell you this :/

    That It’s so sad when people you know became people you knew.

    When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours and how now, you can barely even look at them.

    But that’s the reality. The real score. People change, memories don’t. We just have to be stronger to admit that this sadness is killing us.

    Then let us all move on, no matter how hard.


    (Credits to inah evans)



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  10. Medical chenes is absurd, they always find something new, why can’t I be fit&healthy… So there ilalapokstra ko nalang itizz!

    Medical chenes is absurd, they always find something new, why can’t I be fit&healthy… So there ilalapokstra ko nalang itizz!

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